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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
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{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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